
Date-Sweetened Banana Nog: The dates make it tan.
I’m certain that if we didn’t have a kid in the house, my husband and I would never put up a Christmas tree or take the time to stake out the herd of electric reindeer that blazes across our front yard every December. But when you’re a small family, the youngest member sets the traditions, so decorating the tree has become a yearly ritual that we all look forward to. Part of that ritual, perhaps the part that we adults enjoy the most, is indulging in some vegan eggnog as we trim the tree. Silk makes a perfectly drinkable soy nog, which becomes even more drinkable with the addition of a thimbleful of rum or brandy in the grownups’ glasses. (Sometimes a very large thimble.)
But you know I like healthifying things–otherwise I wouldn’t be writing this blog. So I decided to try my hand at making a nog that isn’t soy based, doesn’t use starch to thicken it, and, perhaps toughest of all, doesn’t contain refined sugar. And you know what? It was easy!
Almond milk makes a delicious base for a nog, but it’s not very thick. Blending it with medjool dates to sweeten gives it a touch more thickness (and a not so wintery tan), but it needs a little more help to achieve the richness that we look for in an eggless nog. So on my first attempt, I added chia seeds, which swell up and thicken the nog while adding an interesting tapioca-ish texture. Chia drinks are becoming popular–there’s a chia-kombucha drink available in the very mainstream Fresh Market here in Jackson, Mississippi (and you know it’s becoming a thing if we get it here in Jackson!) If you like the idea of a nog with some texture to it, you’ll love my Chia Nog. (I used white chia seeds, so they’re not as noticeable as the regular brown ones.)
But what if you don’t like lumps of anything in your nog? My daughter is a chia resister, so I had to come up with another way to thicken her nog. So instead of chia, I added a frozen banana to the Vitamix, and the nog was instantly thicker without a lot of banana flavor.
You can use any kind of non-dairy milk you like, but I’m going to insist that you use rum extract and freshly grated nutmeg. Without at least some artificial rum flavor, nog just isn’t nog–it’s spiced milk. (Here’s an alcohol-free rum flavoring.) And if you have never tried freshly-grated nutmeg, prepare to be amazed. Not only is it more flavorful and fragrant than the already-ground packaged stuff, but it also has a softer texture. I find pre-ground nutmeg to be downright grainy in comparison. Get yourself an inexpensive microplane grater (your early Christmas gift?) and pick up some whole nutmeg in the grocery store spice section.

Chia Nog: See the little seeds in it?

Banana or Chia Nog
Feel free to add rum, brandy, or bourbon to your glass.
Ingredients
- 2 cups almond milk (or other non-dairy milk)
- 2 medjool dates, pits removed
- 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1/2 teaspoon rum extract
- 1/2 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg, packed
- 1/8 teaspoon cinnamon
- 1 frozen banana, chopped OR 1 tablespoon chia seeds
Instructions
- For banana nog, place all ingredients (except chia) in a high speed blender and blend until smooth. Check sweetness and add a little of your favorite sweetener if needed. Pour into two glasses and enjoy, sprinkled with a little extra nutmeg.
- For chia nog, place all ingredients except bananas or chia seeds into blender and blend until smooth. Check sweetness and add a little of your favorite sweetener if needed. Pour into a glass jar and stir in the chia seeds. Refrigerate for at least 2 hours, shaking the jar every now and then to make sure the seeds don’t clump together. Shake well before pouring into two glasses. Garnish with a sprinkle of nutmeg, if desired.
Preparation time: 5 minute(s) | Cooking time: 1 minute(s)
Number of servings (yield): 2
Banana Nog Nutrition (per serving, about 1 1/2 cups): 185 calories, 27 calories from fat, 2.9g total fat, 0mg cholesterol, 151mg sodium, 562.4mg potassium, 40g carbohydrates, 4.3g fiber, 30.5g sugar, 2.1g protein, 5.4 points.
Chia Nog Nutrition (per serving, about 1 1/4 cups): 151 calories, 35 calories from fat, 3.9g total fat, 0mg cholesterol, 151.2mg sodium, 357.2mg potassium, 28.2g carbohydrates, 4.2g fiber, 23.3g sugar, 2.1g protein, 4.4 points.
Nutritional estimates use sweetened almond milk (60 calories per cup); other types of milk will have different nutritional values.
Happy drinking (and decorating, if that’s part of your traditions)!
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Susan, how do you think it would work with ground chia? There would still be a little texture, but not full-on seeds. I’ve been grinding them for baking now (they are, hands down, The Best egg replacer I’ve found for gluten-free baking), and they work great. I can’t wait to get home and try this.
I was afraid it would be grainy, so I didn’t try ground chia. And I kind of like the plump seeds.
Let me know how it comes out!
Have you ever used ground chia to help hold a veggie burger together? I have a fabulous recipe for a tempeh-loaf, but to serve it while it’s still hot is almost impossible to get nice slices cuz it falls apart. The flavor is really wonderful, and chia wouldn’t do anything to interfere with the flavor. And, can you give me an idea of how much ground chia is needed to make a “chia egg”?
I’m not sure that chia is strong enough to hold a burger together. I tend to think of starches as being better for that kind of thing. But if you want to try, the general ratio for a chia egg is 1 tablespoon chia to 3 tablespoons water. Some people grind the chia, others don’t.
This comes in the nick of time. Can’t wait to try it. Commercial brands can taste nasty.
QUESTION: May I ask where you got that marvelous glass with the gold polka dots? LOVE IT.
I’m afraid it’s one of those things I picked up at a thrift store or antique store. I wish I had more than one!
I was going to ask abt the glass too! It looks so cute:)
And this recipe sounds so good
Sounds tasty!
Am I the only one who went “Banana Nog……Do Do Do Do Do” to the Muppets Mana Mana tune?
I am not a fan of the chia lumps so I grind the chia before adding to recipes. You get the same thickening with a smoother texture.
Wonderful! Thank you so much for these recipes! I’ve been looking for a do-it-yourself version, and now I have it! Also, I bet a little avocado would help thicken the nog up without adding any unwanted flavor. I’m going to try it. I’ll let you know!
Susan, am also in Jackson, so I feel/share your pain. Eagerly waiting of Whole Foods. Use your site all the time. May give this a go but the high caloric count is a deterrent for me.
Hi Janne–Looks like they’ve started work on the Whole Foods, so I’m hoping it will open on schedule.
About the calories, my servings are 2 to 3 times the size of the 1/2 cup serving that Silk uses, so it’s really not too bad for an occasional treat. (Silk has 90 calories in 1/2 cup.) You can also reduce it by about 65 calories by skipping the dates and sweetening with stevia or another low-calorie sweetener.
Chia blends well and you get the thickness without the “boba” effect. Yum, yum, I plan to make these! Thanks, God bless.
Do you use sweetend almond milk?
I meant to use unsweetened, but when I went to put in the nutritional info from my box of “original” almond milk, I realized it did contain sugar. But I recommend using unsweetened and then adding a little low-calorie sweetener if necessary. That reduces the calories by 20.
I apologize for my questions but I am relatively new to the site.
How do I find my recipe box after I have added things to it?
All I want to do is print out the recipes so that my sister and I can share them on ‘cooking Sunday’. How do I reasonable print them out and do I need to add them to my recipe box to do so?
You should see a link to the recipe box in the top menu bar, third from left. As for printing, the only way I can think to so that is to select the list and then choose print selection from your browser’s print options.
Also, if you want to print the actual recipe, you will need to do that one at a time from the recipe page. Good luck!
Where did you get the glass in your first photo?
Jewel@eatdrinkshoplove.com
I picked it up at a thrift store.
Just whipped up a batch of the Chia Nog and it’s waiting in the fridge to get all nice and thick. Will definitely be adding a splash of rum. A great way to end the weekend! I’m so happy I found this recipe. Thank you!
Hi Susan,
I just made a fanstatic Butternut Nog, ingredients per person are roughly:
- a hand full frozen Butternut cubes (microwaved for 5min. and then frozen)
- a hand full ice cubes
- 1 cup rice milk
- 0.25 cup Rum
- 0.25 ts Xthantan gum
- 0.25 ts Stevia
- vanilla extract
- nutmeg, cinnamon, cardamon, allspice
Throw everything into your blender and blend until smooth. This Butternutnog was a big hit with everyone!
Max,
That sounds really interesting. I might try that too!
Thanks,
moonwatcher
Thanks for sharing! I never would have thought of butternut nog!
Wow, Susan, I can’t believe I missed this until now! It looks FABULOUS. I don’t have ready access to white chia seeds but I sure have bananas frozen in the freezer. This is definitely on my “to make” list for this holiday season. And the pictures make me want to have some right now. It’s so cold here the thimble full of rum sounds just about right too.
Thanks!
moonwatcher
I love your posts and your recipes and am looking forward to trying the banana nog, but I just checked the ingredients of the rum flavoring you recommended:
•Contains: Water, Propylene Glycol, Natural & Artificial Flavors, Xanthan Gum, Caramel Color.
I just can’t use anything with Propylene Glycol as an ingredient.
Lol I thought that was Chai nog – which I just might try, by adding chai spices to the banana nog
Easy to grind them with my Thermomix !
I’m definitely going to try this recipe! Am I the only vegan who absolutely CANNOT STAND the soy nog from Silk? After so much hype from the veg world, I tried it for the first time this holiday season but threw it out after one sip. I’ve had plenty of good eggnog years ago when I wasn’t vegan, so I know what it’s supposed to taste like. But the Silk soy nog was just really gross. Everything tasted so…artificial. Even the alcohol taste they added tasted strangely man-made and absolutely foreign. I’m hoping your homemade version would lift my nog-deprived spirits!
Hi Susan! Just in time to keep me from drinking that morning coffee! I used ground chia (in the vitamix) and I go NO gritty issues. It is actually LOVELY! I am drinking it hot right now – and have the other half in fridge to try cold. Thank you so much!
Fantastic twist on a classic! Not many people drink eggnog in Ireland but I love the banana vegan version! Sounds yum!
What a brilliant holiday post! I was so craving the Vitasoy brand egg nog I used to get back in the states (the European nondairy manufacturers think that offering chocolate flavour is variety enough). I should have known you could fix my hankering in a pinch with one of your simple and healthy recipes! Though I will be using actual rum for this one… Thanks:)
This recipe looks delicious. If I don’t have rum extract will the substitute of real rum work or is rum extract a stronger flavor? Thank you!
Sure, feel free to add as much rum as you like.
I like that answer, Susan! My husband and I are on our annual January fast but I will let you know how we like, which I am sure will be very much, when we make it in February.